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Wednesday, January 25th, 2012
10:00 pm
Updating this journal for the sole reason that LJ is threatening to purge 'inactive' journals, and I have no idea what that means. I don't especially care about keeping the account that they're pinging me about, but I don't update this very often. Basically, what the hell, LJ.

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Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
8:02 am
'Everything that can be invented has been invented.' Perhaps you have heard this quote before, attributed to a Charles Duell, commissioner of the US patents office in 1899. This is a funny story, but it is not actually a true one. Still, sometimes I like to have fun thinking of all the things that had not yet been invented in 1899. You know, useful things. Amazing things. Inventions that have had a great deal of impact and importance in our lives.

Like… inflatable toast!

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Friday, August 14th, 2009
8:59 pm
Because you know you want to play flash games and read works of literature AT THE SAME TIME.

h/t sineala.

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Sunday, July 19th, 2009
10:21 am - ....um.
Did any of you ever like Total Eclipse of the Heart?

Did you ever see the music video?

Now you have.

I think the Literal Version is better.



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Monday, June 22nd, 2009
11:42 pm - fwelkjhasfl pfffBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA: Star Trek Edition
Maybe in Another Lifetime, or Five AUs Where Jim and Bones Loved Each Other, & One Where They Finally Admitted It. Massive h/t asimaiyat. Does it count as a hat tip if it is fanfic they wrote? Now with bonus part!

NSFW macro is NSFW. h/t asimaiyat

...I do not quite know what to say about this image. h/t chaya

Ok, so it is not hilarious necessarily, but it DOES look delicious. h/t v_h

A fanvid that should not work, but really does, and is awesome! Somehow! h/t... um... unlovablehands I think.


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Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
9:56 pm
This may actually be the cutest baby animal I HAVE EVER SEEN.

h/t v_h.

A pudu will always come in close second though.

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Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
10:29 pm
Zigeunerweisen on the Erhu

This voice out of this man


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Sunday, May 10th, 2009
8:36 pm - Because apparently infomercial parodies are irresistible to me.
The WTF Blanket. Courtesy emprint.

(Also, the Star Trek movie was pretty neat.)

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Saturday, April 11th, 2009
11:39 am
The Weather Girls are always, always an appropriate response to painfully stupid things.


current mood: amused

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Sunday, November 30th, 2008
1:48 pm - Why My Brother And I Get Along So well
Because we feel the need to tell each other things like this!

"According to the History Channel (which I watch routinely while I eat my lunch), if you dug a tunnel through the earth to connect ANY two cities in the world (i.e. Boston to Los Angeles, or China to Israel, etc), and then jumped straight through the tunnel, it would take you 42 minutes to go from one end of the tunnel to the other. Between ANY two cities. How cool is that?"


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Friday, August 15th, 2008
2:00 pm
It is too bad the person who designed this cake is already married. Because I would totally marry him for it.

From CakeWrecks, which is totally amazing in its own right.

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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
9:51 am
Fish pedicures!

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Friday, February 22nd, 2008
4:17 pm
Andrew vignette number 2! Anachronism!

...it is great. It has dinosaurs!

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Thursday, January 31st, 2008
9:04 pm - In today's installment of WTF IS GOING ON
Call an ambulance please!

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Friday, September 21st, 2007
1:01 am
In happy news, GIGANTIC STEWS.

I wonder if it was a tasty stew.

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Thursday, September 13th, 2007
3:53 am
Happy Rosh Hashanah.

From my friendslist, a letter I thought was moving.

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Saturday, September 8th, 2007
1:03 am
finally! about BLOODY TIME we had some good news on the reproductive health front!!!

Seriously. I hope Bush does not fuck this one up.

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Thursday, September 6th, 2007
11:26 pm
A vintage Spiderman comic! ...sponsored by Planned Parenthood!

current mood: wow.

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Thursday, August 23rd, 2007
9:36 pm
The newest winner of America's Got Talent! In short: a singing ventriloquist who does impersonations. That does not do it justice.

Actually, if YouTube is a good indicator, this show is AWESOME.


Last year's winner, who is actually not my favorite from last year, but is undoubtedly amazing. Keep in mind, she is 11.</a>

One of the finalists from last year! My favorite from last year. Also 11, actually! A really, really amazing and happifying yodeler.

This was magical the first time I saw it. Quick change artists.

Gymnastic archery!

Dangerous idiocy!

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Monday, May 28th, 2007
3:00 pm
Ursula Martinez, strip magician!

Most definitely, DEFINITELY not safe for work. But it makes me smile!

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